Hmmm.... lemme see...
*turns on music*
*starts from the head, applying pressure on pressure points, just
above the ears on two sides*
*rubs it in a circular motion*
*proceeds to the occipital region and temporal region, applies
similar pressure points and rubs it*
*moves to the back of the ears, rubs it up and down following the
region of the pinna*
*slowly grabs a small piece of flesh of the shoulder and gently
applying a ascending and descending pressure*
*knocks on the shoulder gently but with a slight tapping sound to
ease of the stress*
pauses.....
scissor leg I dunno... 
*switches music to Numa Numa Ei*
*dances crazily like Chicken Little*
~end~
