Sian of just dialing, waiting and paying? Here are some
innovative (OK, OK, wu liao) ways of ordering pizza
1. Ask them if you can keep the box. When they say yes, break into
tears and go, Thank you! Thank you so much! God bless you!
etc.
2. Ask them to make sure your pizza is really dead not like the
last time like that.
3. Ask them to confirm exactly how many dolphins had to be killed
in order to make your pizza.
4. When they repeat your order back to you, change it slightly. Do
this three or four times.
5. Ask them if they have one inch pizzas.
6. Ask them acherly, hor, how come they measure their pizzas in
inches and not centimetres, ha?
7. When they ask, Will that be all?, reply angrily: Why, not
satisfied, ah? I order so little so you see me no up, is it?
Nehmine! Steady! Later I call my brother all come to your shop and
settle!
8. Ask what the order taker is wearing, and when he or she answers,
go, Mmmm.
9. Ask them to arrange the pepperoni in the shape of Hello
Kitty.
10. In sign language. Over the phone.
11. Tell the order taker to speak very softly, because the Men in
White are tapping your line.
12. Ask them to hold on, then shout in a childs voice, Mummy, can
borrow me fifty loller buy pizza?
13. Pretend the pizza hotline is the NKF donation line, and ask the
pizza guy to do ridiculous and unhealthy stunts before you hand
over your money.
