Teach me to suan

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

i’ve got this gangster in my class. he sit behind me and he always kicks my chair and i feel very irritated. how can i suan him back in a smart way without getting myself in trouble and at the same time make him feel embarrased. oh ya by the way he likes to listen to his mp3 and sings songs. his voice is disgusting and disturbing to the class. anybody have some advice?

FireIce SG

cher! cher!

ah beng kick my chair!!

WiNtEr'SkiLL SG

thats surprising.. i always tot ur the ah beng lol

Mr Fugue SG

tell him you want to record his voice to disturb people......

*borrowed from SLAPPY* Razz

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

i mean a more english and mature way lahz. stab him in the back.

Mr Fugue SG

ask your parents write letter to comprain him loh~!

renorenal SG

Are you having restless leg syndrome? I can recommend a doctor for you…

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

haha what will you do if u are in this situation. i mean really what will you do. shut up and cry alone?

renorenal SG

--you know your voice is so wonderful that it chases the pests out of the house, may I have a recording so that I see to it that it beats Fumakilla, Sheltox and Ridsect, perhaps you can get 3/4 of the royalty--

Mr Fugue SG

Good one~!

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

maybe his reply will be knnbccb

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

lol t.y.

chanff8 SG

Yr voice is enuff to wake the death and kill the living…

skyfoo SG

suaning cannot be taught, it's a natural born trait. btw, u wanna suan a gangster confirm kenna whack one la. endure is the word

ha8n SG

u suan the gster
ur suaning urself in the end so our frens take care

Simple_Bear SG

Suaning can be learned thru experience but nt taught...

Mr. Green

renorenal SG

Learning from others may be a perfect point to start off honing your skills in suaning people...

Ensure that you know how to counter back all the time, this comes from time of learning from others, when you sit behind flames, being neutral and be the silent killer... Mr. Green

Simple_Bear SG

Laughing

Crappyz SG

how come he want to kick your chair? to irritate you??? then you dun show him that u irritated lor... after some time he sian liao then will not disturb you... his voice disgusting then tell him join Singapore Idol loh... then we can all see who this BENG is...

skyfoo SG

allowing me to suan u is an indirect way to master the arts of suaning. interested?