The next thing he is going to complain about his neighbours
hanging G-string on the pole and he could see them and give him an
erection which is offensive.[/b]
Just a sample letter
I am extremely disturbed by the gstrings which my neighbour
hangs out to dry regularly.
Whenever I see her underwear,I will have an erection and invariably
have the urge to masturbate.After I have ejaculated,I will feel a
sense of low self-esteem.This is because I would prefer to spend my
precious time on more constructive activities rather than such a
bodily harmful one such as masturbation but I just could not
control my desires.This,I find totally unbecoming of me because I
am a self-righteous retard.
The act of hanging underwear in public is extremely detrimental to
the moral fabric of our nation.Perhaps the authorities could look
into this issue.I propose that the Government impose a fine of at
least $500 on individuals who leave their underwear to dry in
public where it can be seen by all.
Self-Righteous Retard
