Ghost prevention tips

last SG · 2005-10-24T12:36:16+00:00

Buy the sun. Guarantee to work. The light is bright enough to kill all kinds of spirits and ghosts and pontianaks.

chronicles SG

What to use to chase various ghosts(Potianak, big breast ghost etc etc) away

I heard that sharp objects like a knife is the universal object that scares all spirits away

Mr Fugue SG

for the laymen, use crystals. Cool

Mr Fugue SG

sharp objects also has killing energies which is also bad for you, FYI.

renorenal SG

Laughing Hehehe.... When it comes, it comes

WiNtEr'SkiLL SG

No particular way
Just leave it alone and it will leave u alone Rolling Eyes

SilverPal SG

If you have a religion, you should have an idea as to what to do in such cases. If you dunno, you'll have to ask your religious leader.

If you're a free thinker, then must ask fugue... Very Happy

NT2 SG

use Mark Teo's thread

sure work Mr. Green

NT2 SG

cross, rosaries, holy pictures......RC seemed to have many things to use

larrenV2.003 SG

Nobody mentioned Talismen.... Laughing

LinYu SG

1. for chinese ghost - use zhong kui the ghost catcher
2. for vampires - use cross and sharp object
3. for pontianak - use red string to tie the banana trees
Mr. Green

renorenal SG

Wear a bikini and start eating raw cockles

Oh yeah, and fart the loudest fart possible

renorenal SG

For werewolf, use silver bullets Smile

SilverPal SG

To keep devils out of your house, try pasting mark teo's bikini pics on your door, more effective than the men shen... The spirits will all try to tear their eyes out running away screaming...

If all else fails, record ta bian ca's english... The ghosts will all dissolve trying to understand her...

Alternatively you can invite their breathren, sexwithstudinwhore... After all, he finds these white ghosts superior... They can all compare their 18" Mr. Green

renorenal SG

Or put Mark Teo with his clipboard in front of your house... and all the ghost will be like, wah... lemma... we die already also have to take survey ar... better zhao... Laughing

mistyblue SG

Guarantee Method that Ghosts will not see you in the night:

1. Go http://www.guanyinma.com

2. Print out all the Talismens

3. Paste the talismens on your forehead, arms, legs back and chest

4. Paint your face black like charcoal, make sure you also paint your eye lids

5. Make sure you close your eyes and do not smile or talk. Use the universal hand signals if you must.

6. Then proceed to walk around in the night.

SilverPal SG

The ghosts pretend not to see you lar... they feel embarrassed to be associated with someone with so many printouts pasted all over the body and painted face...

They'll be taunted and made fun of when the go back to the underworld...

Dead_Man_Inc SG

For supertitious people..

do not offend any god up there or they won't protect you anymore Laughing

Mr Fugue SG

CHC subscribers, take note. Laughing

monoslayer SG

wear ur underwear on ur head Mr. Green

renorenal SG

Hehehehe.... Laughing