Originally posted by the Bear:
how can patrik be?
i hold that dishonour 
in other news...
[b]Police Bust Up Wombat-Fighting
Ring
(Toledo, OH) Police and animal investigators removed several dozen
Australian wombats from a north Toledo home in what was described
as a "failed wombat-fighting ring."
Police also arrested LaGrange Street resident Marty Kensington, 45,
on cruelty charges.
Interviewed by Toledo Tales, Kensington expressed remorse at his
actions.
"The bastard who sold them to me said they were vicious killers,"
said Kensington. "I paid $300 bucks for a pair of eucalyptus-leaf
eating retards who just stare at each other with a dull
glare."
Kensington tried many techniques to get the wombats to fight, but
all they would do is "eat and breed."
"Yeah, I tried poking 'em with sticks, yelling at 'em, and dumping
acid on their heads, but nothing seemed to work," he said. "They
just sit there and stare at you, drooling and grunting."
The animals, said Kensington, have been a bad investment, and he
was "relieved" when police arrived.
"Not only will they not fight, but they dig their way out of every
kennel I've built," he said. "Good riddance, I say about the smelly
bastards."
(source: Toledo Tales)[/b]
huh? so poor thing 
