CIA Recruits
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three
finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this
room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, Kill
Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes,take your wife
and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them...
/me nods head
