Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one
day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful
girl in
the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in
the
world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their
claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking
deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially
the
smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and said,
"Who's this Camilla Parker Bowles?"
