How to prevent entering commando?

last SG · 2005-10-09T14:11:38+00:00

many vocations has extreme high risk and danger like NDU , but nvr knew only cdo must get parents sign form. must be damn risky and salute them.

Burgerking SG

Rolling Eyes

ditzy SG

Show attitude and no interest. Laughing

Mr Soh SG

There is an holy art called Chao Keng.

shade343 SG

How do I be a service medic?

vito_corleone SG

declare you're homosexual then join MDC. Laughing

Mr Fugue SG

chop off your leg, confirm won't go in one!!

newmanmback SG

i dun know how to answer this question....coz i am borned naturally not a commando so no need to keng Mr. Green

Patrik SG

Fail their tests

Mr Fugue SG

even if you fail, you may also be selected one.

........as evident from accounts I heard. Laughing

Burgerking SG

If i say im the only son in the family,will i be exempted?

Mr Soh SG

Depends on their manpower requirements and the security climate around the world.

Mr Soh SG

Are u a White Horse?

Burgerking SG

No.

Mr Soh SG

Nation comes first before family.......too bad u born s'porean

Mr Fugue SG

nope. there're commandos who are ''only son''.

Burgerking SG

How tough is commando?

ShutterBug SG

To avoid getting enlisted as Commando:

>> Buy and eat a lot of burgers for all three meals
>> Snack regularly on Lays potato chips
>> Avoid working up a sweat
>> Sit & play PC games & watch TV during all your free time
>> Eat lots of ice cream after dinner as desert then follow up with Lays
>> Sleep more than 8 hours at least 4 times a week

Guarantee you 100%, if do the above for a whole year, the COmmando Division will avoid you instead.

Mr Soh SG

Mr Fugue SG

best is to chop off your leg.

Mr Fugue SG

warm-up exercise for PT is 300 counts of four already.......................so you think lehz??