I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely
so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She
had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long
wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt. You know
the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give
her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm
in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I
want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night;
Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
to press 9.
