The Best Geek Quotes
Number 10
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source
code.
Number 9
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and
Windows?
Number 8
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing
paperclips."
Number 7
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in
human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and
tequila.
Number 6
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
Number 5
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Number 4
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you
wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this
but not my charizard.
Number 3
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
Number 2
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
and at...
Number 1
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand
binary, and those who don't.
