1. Bring up a moot article about Pakistani men being good
looking.
2. Claim to be indian and that you are superior to all
mogoloids.
3. Once the flaming start, claim to be caucasian.
4. Assume all who reply to your threads and racist statements just
want to have sex with you.
5. Assume all those who want to beat you up just want to touch you
and have sex with you.
6. Assume all who ask you to post your picture just want to
masturbate while looking at your picture.
7. Misread all replies in your thread. Assume they are all asking
for sex.
8. Post irrelevant statistics like eg. All caucasian men in sg earn
higer pay that the farmers in the outskirts of China.
9. Assume all differing opinions from yours are wrong and that they
just want to have sex with you.
10. DuN WoRrY If U hAfF pOoR eNgLsich, U cAnN HiDe iT bUy TyPiNg
LiEk DiS. N AsS-u-Me AlL MoNgOlIdS WoN'T NoTiCe SiNcE De'Re
eNgLsIcH ShLd B WoRsEr DeN UrS.
11. Assume all those who try to correct you want to have sex with
you.
12. Hijack threads with irrelevant ravings about how being
caucasians are better in everyway than mongoloids despite the fact
tha you are indian.
13. Use easily replaceable nicks like stupidest_slut_in_world and
stupidestslutinworld in case you get banned by a mongoloid.
14. Keep swearing and act like that is a coherent reply.
15. Type like a Afro-American, and pretend that Afro-American are
caucasians. The mongoloids won't know the difference.
16. Never post your real picture. You don't even look in the
mirror, there's no reason to subject others to such torture even if
they are inferior.
17. Make comparisons between the exception and the norms. eg.
Hollywood has so many good looking caucasians unlike Changi Prison
where everyone is bald. Therefore, caucasians are richer.
18. Always reply in SPG threads to exornerate caucasians until
others forget that you are not a caucasian.
19. In the absence of a SPG, create a SPG clone.
20. You are actually chinese.
