how to make lan jiao bigger?

Fionia's tampon string SG

time to change? Rolling Eyes

borgkilla SG

go get implants
only way

mistyblue SG

just tell the guys you’re a horny girl.

BlUe [email protected]|eLd SG

Simple. Stick it in a pot of soil... add fertilisers, leave it in the sunlight! Water it regularly. And nt forget to spray some insecticide, if nt ltr caterpillar cum eat it up. If nting goes wrong... Ummm... 1-2 wks, it will grow! Twisted Evil

renorenal SG

Go buy a penis enlarger pump…

BaBy_JaP_WaWa SG

Go buy a penis enlarger pump...

from orchard condom shop.. haha then later the sales ppl inside ask u wat u wan.. then u say.. "erm.. u noe those.. pump which can make my lj bigger n longer.." then the sales person replied (loudly).. "orh u mean the penis enlarger pump ar!"

Embarassed

Sky2D2 SG

If you want my honest opinion, I would help you. Long ago, I felt so small knowing my dick was small in the white people country. I wonder how to live in that country as I could lose out in bed.

voila, my problem sloved. Find a big size white female!!! When you think small, psychologically you will think small. If you really can make her statisfied, you have to think BIG... keep saying BIG, BIG, BIG thru Darwin's theory your DICK will evolve.......become big and longer!!! more powerful...

renorenal SG

Jz reply back loudly lor... Yah ... you got ar? I want to buy for my friend for his birthday Mr. Green his name is xiao ren niau =P

SilverPal SG

Use hammer to hit your lj. Once it becomes swollen, it’ll look bigger.

Burgerking SG

2 easy steps

1) Go bottomless and proceed to the streets of orchard, chinatown, shenton way, raffles place, city hall and then to all the cental areas in mrt map order.

2) Shout: " i want a big big lan jiao in the streets of those places."

After you have done so,you will have a big ku ku.

fai SG

mine's like that

sgFish SG

mine's like that

thoreldan SG

this thread is hilarious Laughing

NT2 SG

insert bimetallic strip n heat it up.

BaBy_JaP_WaWa SG

-pengz-
hahaha.. like that the gal dun feel high.. the gal will feel damn pain.. n ur tearing her up.. haha Laughing

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