i support you, SMAP!!!!!!!!
i also offer to do the job for you with scissors.
by the way, FI.......castration is not about cutting the penis off,
contrary to popular belief. it's the balls that cut cut off.
anyway, SMAP.....do u want me to use chainsaw, scissors, butcher's
knife, dagger, sword or bare hands tp pull the thing off?
i'll also use the police's stungun to stun your balls first so you
won't feel any pain.
after that, we hang your thing at the top of the OUB building along
the SG river. then, your rank will be higher than China's Li Lian
Ying liao.
the most senior eunuch. 
