Ok this is seriously weird shit!
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A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a
14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain,
dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour
period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while
he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy
and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was
cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his
hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing
urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and
then he developed all these symptoms."
After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and
Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a
special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the
fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a
rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for
removing bladder stones.
The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping
believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long
and 1.5cm wide.
He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any
trauma.
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24353334-5012895,00.html
