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http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ann/20110106/tap-chinese-mistresses-jump-into-the-riv-b65e254.html
Chinese mistresses jump into the river for
BMW
ANN - Friday, January
7
Beijing (China
Daily/ANN) - Two 25-year-old women who shared the affections of the
same man in Jinan, Shandong province, China, jumped into the Yellow
River in the hope of snagging a BMW.
The pair were both mistresses of a man surnamed Wang, who had
separately promised to buy each of them a BMW car.
When the two women ran into each other on Jan 3, they began to
quarrel about the car. One of them said she would do anything for
Wang and jumped into the Yellow River to show she meant it. Not to
be outdone, the second one followed suit.
A passer-by surnamed Mi saw the two women, one of whom had cut
her leg on an icicle, and pulled them from the river before calling
their lover.
Wang, a construction supplier from the Guangxi Zhuang autonomous
region, arrived at the scene with his wife, who denounced the two
women and told her husband to return the BMW to her.
An anonymous party reported the ensuing row to the police, who
recorded the incident, and Wang paid Mi for rescuing the women from
the river.
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