here's one which is insane beyond belief....
in the District of Columbia, if you have a rat problem, you are
not allowed to use the traditional rat traps like glue or
snap-traps...
then you are supposed to trap the rats "humanely" and you should
preferably trap the "whole rat family" together...
then it gets weird...
you have to then "relocate the rats" somewhere else and may need
to go through "wildlife rehabilitator" as part of the relocation
process...
'Merika.. nothin' quite like it...
=> Relocation of vermin
U need someone to play the panpipe 