omgcattunasauce: http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-brazil-prison-145947935.html
RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - A cat carrying a saw and a
mobile phone was "detained" as it entered a prison gate in
northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday.
Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing
the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer
look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory
card, batteries and a phone charger.
All 263 detainees in the prison of Arapiraca, a city of 215,000
people in the state of Alagoas, are considered suspect in the plot,
which is being investigated by local police.
"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the
cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado
de S.Paulo.
The cat was taken to an animal disease centre to receive medical
care.
The incident took place on New Year's day but was first reported
by national media on Saturday.
(Reporting by Walter Brandimarte; Editing by Vicki Allen)
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