"I went to see my uncle in the hospital, and you know the whole
ward's packed with people visiting. So my uncle was lying in bed
and he had this mask on his face, so he says to get the
nurse.
"The nurse comes over and asks, 'What's the matter?' and my uncle
goes, 'Ar muh tes 'ih 'uls bahk?'
"The nurse says, 'I beg your pardon?' and he went, 'Ar muh tes 'ih
'uls bahk?'
"So she pulled the sheets and his dressing gown and had a wee look,
and she says, 'No, you're alright sir. Your testicles are not
black.'
"He pulled the mask off and he said, 'No, are my test results back?'"
