**Attention please,The 2 cars in the middle are women-only
cars.Men are restricted.We apoligise for the inconvenience
caused.(EWL)
Man A:who cares?
Man B:yea.I don't.
Man B:for 2 cars are women-only cars,we men have 4
cars for ourselves!!
MORE CRAP
September,JEMP no-train service sunday
The men were destroying the old track when they heard a
creak.
C.worker 1:Its just a piece of old rusted iron.
C.worker 2:Are you sure you don't wanna tell the I/C about
this?this may be fatal!
Now you decide what
happens next.
Ending #1
C.worker 1:OK!
they reported it to the manager.
Manager:all workers get TMRW off!I repeat ALL workers here or
there,this or that!
The news soon spread.
On Monday TOs,cleaners,C.workers,ticket sales cashiers etc all
didn't come to work.
Manager:?But todays a Monday?
(after being reminded)
Manager:ohh %&$* crap!
Ending #2
C.worker 1:nah!
They continued blasting.
suddenly,the rail joints came loose on the track nearby.When the
first pillar of old tracks fell,ALL the other track pillars fell
like dominoes.
After 94 seconds all above-ground track on the West & North
became on-ground.
