toilet bowl water level too high

Omg...

Some hotels the toilet bowl water level is so high...

When i do big business the dung plop into the water, then the water from below splash up onto my butt....

Eww....

BUT I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT =(

then u juz give porta pumper a call lor..
their toilet bowl has no water level..

Squat on the toilet bowl lor

place some toilet papers into the shithole to help lessen the impact

YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT =)

You can scoop some water out next time before you start to shit.