>>
>>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
forty
miles
>>per hour.
>>
>>The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
across at
her
>>and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know
we've been
>>married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
>>
>>The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly
>>increases her speed to 45 mph.
>>
>>the husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk
me out of
>>it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your
best
friend,
>>and she's a far better lover than you are."
>>
>>Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel
more tightly
>>and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck.
"I want the
>>house," he says insistently.
>>
>>Speed Up to 60.
>>
>>"I want the car, too," he continues.
>>
>>Speed Up to 65 mph.
>>
>>"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards
and
>>the boat."
>>
>>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge.
>>
>>This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't
there
anything
>>you want?"
>>
>>The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've
>>got everything I need." she says.
>>
>>"Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just
before they
>>slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles.
>>
>>"The airbag."
>>
>>Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
>>
>>Moral of the story don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only
one airbag.
>>
>>The husband sure die laa and wife will get
everything.
