1)
What's black and white and very noisy?
Ans: A zebra
playing drums
2)
Why did the turtles crossed the road?
Ans: To get
to the shell station
3)
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
Ans: To the
retail store
4)
How did you know an elephant is under the bed?
Ans: When
your nose touches the ceiling
