whereismyrib SG A man was sitting in an aeroplane seat when he noticed his old friend sitting behind him. The man immediately got up and greeted this friend behind him. After that, the pilot made an announcement. The man, realising that the pilot was also his friend, went to the c ockpit to greet the pilot, who happened to have the same name as his old friend. However, the man was taken away by the FBI and CIA after he greeted the pilot. Why? Ans: HI JACK! Osama bin Ladin, W. George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were playing mahjong. Who wins 1st? Ans: Saddam, cuz he 'hu xian' (Chinese) Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will pick up the dumpling? Ans: Xiang Long Shi Ba Zang (Descending Dragon pick up Dumpling)
whereismyrib SG How do prawns laugh? Ans: Hei hei hei (prawn) Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd? Ans: Kang Xi (Can't see) Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting? Ans: Wu Zong Xian (Jacky Wu) Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees? Ans: Because foxes are 'Jiao3 Hua2'
whereismyrib SG Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink, then? Ans: Wine (Jiu3 Yang3 Da4 Ming2) Among Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters? Ans: Xiao Bai!! Cuz Xiao Bai Tu!! (little white rabbit) which also means xiao bai vomits
Gordonator SG LOL not bad. btw for the question 'Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?' Jacky's surname should be Wu not Ng.
heavenscloud SG Q.One day there's this really old horse walking along a road. Suddenly, he stopped. Why? A: He just realised he is a toy horse.
whereismyrib SG I never know the horse can walk. Actually what is the correct term to use huh? I forget liao.
whereismyrib SG An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in? Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)
Gordonator SG How do u know which of the 8 tentacles of an Octopus are it's hands and which are it's legs? Ans: Knock the octopus on its head, the tectacles that rasies to massage its head are its hands.
