Dunno whether any of the following is posted before...
Q: How many clocks does Mr Qing have?
A: One, cos "Qing2 You3 Du2 Zhong1"
(Qing has one clock)
Q: Which actress has an accident in the zoo?
A: Lin Xinru, cos "Xin1 Ru2 Lu4
Zhuang4" (Xinru collides with deer)
Q: If all fruits have to serve NS, which fruit will be the last to
book in?
A: Durian, cos "Liu2 Lian2 Wang1 Fan3"
(Durian forgot to go back)
Q: Salmon, seashell, lobster, crab. Who study the most?
A: Seashell, cos Beethoven ("Bei4 Duo1
Fen1" - Seashell got high marks)
Q: What does a river want?
A: Mountain, cos "He2 Yao4 Shan1"
(River wants mountain)
Q: Which singer is cruel?
A: "Rong2 Zu3 Er2" (Rong cooks
children)
Q: Which singer is the most kiasee?
A: Jolin Tsai, cos she is a "Dan1 Xin1"
Diva (worrying diva)
Q: Which chinese pop song is dedicated to the female reproductive
system?
A: "Jing1 Wu3 Men2" (Sperm Dancing
Gate)
