Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new
holes.
Q: What is the closest things similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month
lasts about 5 days and if it dosen't come, it means you are in big
trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or
mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor,
then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals
a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3
males a day.
Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go fo a movie. In the dark, a
mosquito entersthe girl's skirt. Guess where it would have
bitten?
A: The boyfriend's hand
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tazran asked
'Why?'
A: The animals told him. 'Your tail is
in front.'
