Here's the ans to my qns....
Q1. why do we need to go sch???
Ans: cuz the sch cannot come to us... so we must go.
Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?
Ans: pig's right ear
Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)
Ans: Bao bei, cuz shen qi bao bei (pokemon in chinese)
Q4. which clothing store has the best service??
Ans: bossini, cuz the boss is you (boss shi ni)
Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)
Ans: grasshopper (cao meng) & beetle (beatles)