The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

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1. Which country got no vegetables?

2. Which country is very unlucky?

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Q: From 1 to 9, which number is the laziest and which is the most hardworking?

A: One and Two, cos "yi bu zhuo, er bu xiu".

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Q: What is the colours of Power Rangers?

A: Gold, cos "Gold Gold Power Rangers!"

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Q: What brand of broom is the most lousy brand?

A: Firebird (huo2 niao3) brand, cos "ran2 shao1 ba4 (lan4 shao4 ba3 or lousy broom) huo2 niao3!"

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Q: Xiao Ming grows up drinking milk. Da Ming grows up drinking what drink?

A: Wine (jiu3), cos "jiu2 yang3 da4 ming2".

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Q: Taufik's family got what members?

A: tau suan, tau pok, tau kwa, tau sa, tau fan, tau ni.........

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Looks like here must reveal answers right away one hehehe....

ok...here goes

1. Which country got no vegetables?

ANS: CHINA (pronunce the name in mandarin is like asking "CHYE NE?" ---> Where vegetables?)

2. Which country is very unlucky?

ANS: VERY-SUAY-LA (Venezuela)

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Q: Which animal is the most skilful?

A: Rat (lao2 shu3), cos "shu3 shu3 you3 lian4 guo4".

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lol. no lah just that i'm doing mass pasting. too many i also dun wan to refer back for answers sia~!

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Q: Which country does not have power stations?

A: Myanmar, cos they "mian3 dian4".

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Q: Doraemon is what colour?

A: Red, cos "ang, ang, ang..."

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Q: Which Chinese novel character is the bravest of all?

A: Zhang Wu Ji, cos he "wu ji" (got balls).

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Q: Camel, Fish, Frog, Bird.... Which animal cannot possibly have diarrhoea?

A: Frog, cos "tian1 ji1 bu4 ke3 xie4 lou4."

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Q: What shampoo does christians use?

A: Rejoice.

Q: What shampoo does catholics use?

A: Head & Shoulders.

Q: What shampoo does Jesus use?

A: Follow Me.

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Q: One day (you3 yi4 tian1), Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to eat at the restaurant. After they finish, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind. Why?

A: Cos their friend "you3 yi4 tian1" pay alrd......

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Q: What food is not recommanded when playing Mahjong?

A: Sushi, cos it sounds like "lose until die" in Hokkien.

Q: And wat kind of Chinese music instrument shouldnt be played during a Mahjong game?

A: Nan Hu, cos difficult to "hu".

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Q: Doraemon got how many sibilings?

A: 25, cos Duo La "A" Meng, Duo La "B" Meng etc etc.....

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Q: McDonald's uncle and KFC uncle, which one is more skilful?

A1: Mac, cos Mai Dang Lao "shu3 shu4 you3 lian4 guo4".

A2: KFC, cos Mac uncle have to sit on bench but KFC uncle can stand the whole day.

A3: KFC, cos Mac uncle is a clown but KFC uncle is a Colonel.

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Q: Singapore got a lot of FT's, like yin4 lao2 (indonesian workers) and fei1 lao2 (phillippines). But which kind of FT earn the most?

A: McDonald's. Mai4 Dang1 Lao2.

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Q: Why cannot sleep with an empty stomach?

A: Cos you will have "er4 (hungry) meng4".

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