Ahmad is a young Malaysian tourist on his first visit to London. He
locates the red light district on the edge of Soho and enters a
large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady
to entertain him.
They sit and talk,
laugh a little, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers
in her ear, whereupon she gasps and runs away.
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to
entertain Ahmad. They sit and talk, laugh a little, drink a bit,
and she sits on his lap. When he whispers in her ear, she screams,
"No!" and walks away quickly.
The madam is surprised
that this normal-looking man has managed to ask for something so
outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it. She
decides to send her most experienced lady, Lola. Lola has never
said no to anything; she considers it impossible that anything can
surprise her. Lola approaches Ahmad. They sit and talk, laugh a
little, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her
ear and she screams, "YOU MUST BE JOKING, YOU MADMAN!", smacks him
hard in the face and immediately runs out of the room.
Madam is intrigued
beyond tolerance by now. She's seen nothing like this in all her
years of operating a brothel. What unspeakable act has this man
been suggesting to her girls? She hasn't done the bedroom work for
a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into
management. She finds the challenge irresistible.
And it's a chance to show off to her employees, she thinks. So she
goes over to him and says that she's the best girl in the house and
she is available.
She sits
and talks with him. They frolic a bit, laugh a bit, drink a little,
and she sits on his lap. He then he leans forward and whispers in
her ear:
.
.
.
.
.
"Can I pay in Ringgit?"
Story credits to Benny
Se Teo
