An englishman and a singaporean are both buying anniversary
gifts for their girlfriends. "What are you getting your
girlfriend?" asks the singaporean.
The englishman says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a
Marcedes."
"Why both?" asks the singaporean.
The englishman replied "That way if she doesn't like the ring
she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring."
Then the englishman asks the singaporean "What are you getting
your girlfriend?"
The singaporean says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a
dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck
herself."
