Dec 31, 2011
(THE STAR/ASIA NEWS NETWORK) - A piranha-like river fish that
has been targeting fishermen's penises was discovered in the waters
of Papua New Guinea.
Sin Chew Daily reported that two local fishermen had bled to
death after having their private organs bitten off by the fish's
razor-sharp teeth.
An experienced angler from Britain said it was believed the
killer fish had started biting humans due to a lack of 'naturally
occurring food'.
Marine biologist Ian Middleton said the fish had the most
human-like teeth on the bottom jaw he had ever seen. He said the
fish could have possibly fed on insects and might have detected a
chemical change in the water before swimming up the urine trail and
biting human genitals.
The fishies are probably pissed (no pun intended) that humans
are peeing all over where they live.
