As I fear I become inactive on this forum one day, I felt
compelled to reveal the ultimate secret of tech support. Behold -
The Tech Support Cheat Sheet!

Ok, that cheat sheet above came from a xkcd comic. My point is, 80% of new tech
queries have actually already been asked and answered elsewhere,
which can be easily found by doing some Googling. Some tips on
getting the search results you want faster:
As for the other 20%, you are welcome to start a thread about it
here or contact any of the regulars directly through private
messaging.
lpx88 - owner of this forum; comes by once in a while to make
sure everything here runs smoothly
ndmmxiaomayi - well-versed in malware-related issues (eg. viruses,
spywares), as well as issues related to operating systems (eg.
Windows, Unix)
kenn3th - able to deal with general malware-related and
hardware-related issues
MyPillowTalks - works in SLS, so you can ask him anything related
to computer hardware from upgrading individual components to
building a custom PC from scratch
LatecomerX - feel free to ask me anything related to programming,
but make sure it's something that can't be found within 3 minutes
of Googling, or I'll get pretty pissed
Raraken - familiar with computer hardware and able to give
recommendations on selection of PC parts as well