Dear Legionnaire whatever,
Despite many great kisses, I find that I'm simply no longer
attracted to you the way I used to be.
Call me fickle, call me flakey, but I need to move on. There are
other warriors in the land, and I think some of them are really
hot. So it's not you, it's me, etcetera etcetera.
No hard feelings, Love,
FireIce