
[Note that the writer of the message below is Malaysian, not
Singaporean]
Dear Singapore, as you celebrate your annual “We’re so glad
we’re not part of Malaysia” celebration, let’s see what we can be
thankful for. If you were part of Malaysia your 100 dollars will be
in ringgit and will have shrunk to a third of its value to $35.45.
Your national airline SIA is world renowned and rated for many
years as #1 in the world as compared to MAS which is bankrupt and
can even lose its plane. Your prime minister is smart and can even
find time to program a sudoku solver in his spare time whereas
Najib is making a fool of himself on the world stage. Your police
and government pride itself as being corruption free, whereas the
Malaysian Anti-Corruption officers have no recourse but to pray to
God to protect them from the police. As you watch the fireworks
tonight let every spark represent one of the 2.6 billion reasons
why you should be glad you’re not part of Malaysia. Happy Jubilee
Singapore. May you prosper for many more years to come.
http://mothership.sg/2017/08/msian-wishing-spore-happy-national-day-in-2015-still-relevant-in-2017/