You know that pinoy
'Carrie' firestarter girl I posted about a couple of days ago?
It occurred to me, that if you ever date her, or even marry her, be
careful she doesn't catch you ogling at another chiobu, or she
might burn away your eyes. Or if you're unfaithful and have a
sexual affair outside the marriage, she might burn away your
manhood. And if you break her heart, she'll set your heart on fire,
literally. If you piss her off, she could barbeque your lungs or
kidneys or liver or pancreas or brain. If you *really* piss her
off, all that remains of you the next day, are your ashes
testifying to another case of spontaneous human combustion. Looking
on the 'bright' side, that'll save your family incineration costs
at the crematorium. Don't play play, mai siao siao.
:O
