DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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DjMatrix SG When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
sEphIrOth SG the reason why africa has some whites is because chuck norris scared the sh!t out of them
DjMatrix SG Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
omgukilledkenny SG Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
unclebutcher SG when sand king epicentre and rogue knight stun him, he dulan buy mkb. when he turn on mkb, he becomes chuck norris.
DjMatrix SG There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
