sEphIrOth SG Evolution states that Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kicks created the first few tornadoes on Earth.
omgukilledkenny SG When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
omgukilledkenny SG If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
DjMatrix SG Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
omgukilledkenny SG lol i read these lines before, but they used Nemanja Vidic instead. Then someone told me its Chuck Norris actually.
popmynutsy SG Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
popmynutsy SG # For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. # Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
DjMatrix SG _|_ Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
