strado SG Damn it! I used to be a fan of all these Chuck Norris quotes! My favourite one is “The Bermuda Triangle was originally the Bermuda Sq, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kick one of the corners off.”
DjMatrix SG When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
DjMatrix SG oo nv see. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
DjMatrix SG Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
MohamedF SG The truth is, Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago… but death didn’t have the guts to tell him that….
LazerLordz SG Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn’t dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
omgukilledkenny SG Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris.
