MohamedF SG An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
BadzMaro SG Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
BadzMaro SG Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
BadzMaro SG Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
MohamedF SG Creating a bot named Chuck Norris is CS will cause an imbalance in the system as non of the Terrorist will spawn…
BadzMaro SG Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. Balls of steel..
BadzMaro SG A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
BadzMaro SG When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
BadzMaro SG Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
BadzMaro SG Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
