unclebutcher SG t0day ii neber g0 tuh skuu den muh jiemeis c0me muh h0use jus n0w afterr miie marmiie g0 w0rkk..den jux n0w b0 lia0 denn ii ask muh jiie use penkniife cut starr de pattern 0n muh arm dere near sh0uder derhs.now sibei tia sia knnn miie fan bl0w 0so feeel lykk muh skin BURNNING..den ii wann lat it lydat denn iif heal lerhs de pattern still dere marhs l0ok niice….i dun0 h0w siaa tml ii nid g0 back sku dere t0 take back muh hp fr0m muh cher…HIAZ I KIP SCREAMING IN PAINN
unclebutcher SG come ah bnet when i online i can host kpkb so serious for fuck cb say abt sand king also so dulan until liddat wtf u crazy or what? now pms ah
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
redstone SG chuck norris is so stupid he created a whole list of chuck norris creates a list of chuck norris creating a list of chuck norris threads
unclebutcher SG t0day ii neber g0 tuh skuu den muh jiemeis c0me muh h0use jus n0w afterr miie marmiie g0 w0rkk..den jux n0w b0 lia0 denn ii ask muh jiie use penkniife cut starr de pattern 0n muh arm dere near sh0uder derhs.now sibei tia sia knnn miie fan bl0w 0so feeel lykk muh skin BURNNING..den ii wann lat it lydat denn iif heal lerhs de pattern still dere marhs l0ok niice….i dun0 h0w siaa tml ii nid g0 back sku dere t0 take back muh hp fr0m muh cher…HIAZ I KIP SCREAMING IN PAINN
DjMatrix SG What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
DjMatrix SG A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
DjMatrix SG Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.