DjMatrix SG On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
unclebutcher SG blink ur c0ck la he stun u and epi liao u ggxx CHUCK NORRIS HAS PWNED DjMatrix Head for 400gold MEGA KILL!!!! CHUCK IS OWNING!!!
DjMatrix SG Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.
Xephone_xenon SG This is even more irritating then farking_off/stooky/f_off. At least you know wtf they talking about. This you dont even have the slightest idea. WHERE THE FUCK IS FIFI AND JASON
popmynutsy SG The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Saurons ass halfway through the first chapter.
DjMatrix SG u wan step dota? lai i 1v1 u. u wan play wad bnet lancraft or hamachi? i anything oso steady. u dunwan 1v1 5v5 oso can. u wan kp dont kp with a chuck norris follower
DjMatrix SG The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
DjMatrix SG If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
