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DjMatrix SG Mr. T is the only person in the history of the world to be President, Chief Justice, Secretary of the Interior, mechanical Sanitation Engineer, Pharoah, Thane, Princess, Imperial Grand Wizard, and Best Boy Grip simultaneously.
DjMatrix SG For those who don't know Mr. T is, Mr. T accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection.
omgukilledkenny SG Mr. T is not actually black, but his thousands of gold chains create a gravity well so strong not even light can escape.
DjMatrix SG All currently known mathematical and physical constants are in fact equal to Mr. T, seen from different angles.
omgukilledkenny SG Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
DjMatrix SG Mr. T once stopped time for 30 minutes. In this time he won a tug-of-war against a herd of elephants whilst teaching Ronaldinho how to play football.
