omgukilledkenny SG When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
DjMatrix SG Paradoxically, half of Mr. T equals one Mr. T. This means that one quarter Mr. T also equals one Mr. T, and on and on forever. The Mr. T that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Mr. T and his powers reflect this.
DjMatrix SG Mr. T and Chuck Norris are the tag-team champions of every event, they're like brothers, only from another mother.
omgukilledkenny SG When Mr. T was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Mr. T’s foreskin as Shaquille O’Neal.
