The nominees are:
- Prata Man (Given ridiculous pay increase for not doing his
job)
- Expat (Given ridiculous pay, treated as semi-god by local SPG
and gals)
- Foreign Scholar (Given scholarship, free housing and eventual
free citizenship)
- The Committee (Given money to perform a chop-bo-lang task and
waste tax payer money with no benefit to any one at the eventual
result)
- Any one related to the Old Man (Given high post and high pay
and not sacked even for making such a blunder)
- Mas Salamat (For taking the longest toilet break and testing
the "world class" system that was alway being bragged about)
- Singapore-born quitter (For recognising that they have to be a
"quitter" to achieve a more balanced life and for ditching a system
that have greed written all over in every single policy)