Well fark me, I've never realised how Singapore was the only
source of alcohol for Aussie school kids!!! Why any Australian (or
indeed any foreigner) would willingly consume our vaunted Tiger
Piss is frankly beyond me, but I suppose we must accept this as the
gospel truth, since you say so.
Nor did I know that we force Aussie tourists to consume alcohol in
Singapore!!! Judging by the quantites I've seen most Australians
chug down, the revenues our country earns from alcohol must be
spectacular!!! And here I was thinking that those guys were doing a
good and proper job stoning themselves down at Boat Quay without
our government's interference. Guess I was wrong. Could you provide
more info on the compulsory drinking of Singaporean alcohol forced
onto visiting Australians? Something called 'evidence' could
greatly help in a process known as 'substantiation', which could
help greatly improve the credibility of this statement. It could
really really help!!! Thanks!!!

Wah lau!!! You mean that alcohol is illegal in Australia??? 80
This is a revelation!!!
Hmmmm... it is sad indeed what has happened to the poor Abos.
Too often while in Sydney I have seen groups of tipsy Aboriginal
men wandering in the streets, engaging in loud and raunchy banter
with passers-by and parked cars. Curiously enough, did you know
that the Abos did not know about the delightful stuff until some
two hundred years ago? :!
Surprise Surprise!!! Alcohol coincidentially showed up in Australia
at the exact same time that Europeans settled the continent!!! I
bet none of you knew this little fact, eh? 
And you know you like it!!! 
What are you implying? That Asians brought drugs came to
Australia? Nothing new there mate. Europeans brought alchohol,
tobacco, small pox, and lots of other pleasant surprises. Now you
have heroin and your society seems to have adapted quite well to
it. Where's the fuss?? Live and let live mate, as you lot are fond
of saying. 
Misinformed? Simi misinformed? 
http://www2.mha.gov.sg/mha/detailed.jsp?artid=1539&type=4&root=0&parent=0&cat=0&mode=arc
Read and weep!!! 
If you'd ask me, I'd rather not have the respect of a nation
which gives the same honours to its war heroes and convicted
criminals. 
LLIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!! 


Guess you must have been sleeping while your press screamed about
the corrupt Indonesian courts and the lack of due process for poor
poor Schapelle Corby...
Seems that Aussieland by self-ordained anointment is the only place
where you can get a fair trial, eh? 
Oh yah... the Indons buckled under the pressure of a unending
multitude of screeching Aussie media harpies... I don't blame them,
I would have done anything to shut you people up.
Unfortunately for you, everybody in Singapore knows that our dear
govt is DEAF....... 
You twits actually bought it??? HAHAHAHAHA 


And we do?
"ROUGE CHINESE PORT CITY" 
Thank heavens, we are not. 
Well, then, where was the outcry from you Aussies over the
thousands hanged in Asia for drug related offences? Curious how the
death penalty becomes an issue in Australia when an Aussie gets
it...
A tempting case for
further study, don't you agree?
Last time I checked, the city where you could buy heroin off the
street in broad daylight was MELBOURNE, not SINGAPORE.
And thus, the truth intention is revealed... 
I'll stop here because even though a criminal, Nyugen has my
respect. One of the few Aussies to have earned this
distinction.
(In case you are wondering, you're not on the list.
)