Why do you think she would need
your stupid tiramisu? (To put on more weight then fall in love with
you????????????)
Do you mean giving her tiramisu,
is actually implying to her to gain weight which is a bane of all
women?
I DO NOT KNOW WHICH NON-RETARDED GIRL IN THIS WORLD WOULD GIVE A
DAMN ABOUT YOUR STUPID TIRAMISU! (Retarded girls would have ignored
you anyway)
Please don't use your stupid cake
to find out where we are living and then haunt us like some
condemned Hantu day and night!
Actually i would rather you give
me your contact details by your own will one of these days as u
deem fit.
We don't need your stupid cake, but we don't mind receiving your
dirty blood-stained money as a gift.
Tell her you have won Toto and you
would like to give her $50k cash to thank her for whatever blah
blah and you need to pass it to her close to her home cos you are
afraid she would be robbed on her way home.
Do you think people will any old
how accept the money?
If I were her, I would meet you at your office and then THROW
your worthless cake into the rubbish bin in front of all your
colleagues!
If I had to entertain all your
cakes and gifts from the hearts, I will kill myself again right
now!
huh???u dun like
gifts???
Yes, you want to be her friend
first before you proceed to FUCK HER. But ask yourself this
question, why MUST she be FUCKED by you?
Erm dun think of all guys are like
that leh...there are some guys who go for feeling alone
also...
Who do you think you are? You are only someone who has taken
over her job in the company when she don't need that job
anymore.
Go and focus on your job and do it well. Nobody cares if you
need to watch porns and finish your stupid cake by
yourself!
Tiramisu is a delicious and irresistible cake, but it doesn't means
all girls will be willing to eat Tiramisu made by anyhow
people.
I will not give you my contact details because I do not trust
you.
Yes, people will anyhow accept cash money, but they are
hestitant in receiving other kinds of gifts.
I don't like gifts from strangers or people that I'm not
comfortable with or not someone I do not like.
We prefers to be genuinely cared for and truely loved by guys
first, convince us of your undying love and concern and we will
reward you with your sexual dream.
Be a good friend to us, and if we're attracted to you, you will
know when we can move to the next level.