1 use rubber band
(but might be bad for yr didi in long run)
2 find a prostitude
( normall is $40 expensive 1 can be $80 to $150 , if ayou are
rich can afford escort at $500 )
3 use fruits such as Orange
(cut the both end of the orange head/tail and start the action,
the feelign is 70% of the real thing)
4th use death Sotong
(but dont ever cook and eat it after use)
5th rape some1 and get the police to insert a tube into yr penis
head hole
(the precess is too gross to be key in for detail) but u will
not have that lust for at least a few years)
6th. like the other say : chop off