Oh, you've gotta be pulling my leg! I don't have the slightest
clue where my first thesis is, and I never bothered printing a copy
of the second for myself - the only existing copies are in the
library and my supervisor's office. 
At the currect rate, between conferences and work, I produce a
thesis once every 2-3 months. As the Bard put it, "Give me excess
of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken and so die".
