Communicate with opposite sex

last SG · 2006-11-15T00:23:31+00:00

well, i think this is borne in some of the guys ba. they naturally neve run out of topics. n gals will keep on talkin to thm, without thm having to stress ou...

kawasaki2 SG

George: Hey honey, how ya doin'? *MUACK*
Beryl: Hmmm, mm, let's have some candy, shall we? spanky-spanky...
George: Let's talk about sex.
Beryl: WHAT!?
George: Ok, NPNT.

iSpeak SG

Talk?

You mean we're supposed to actually talk to them?

I have a self-timing program internally built within me that is set to go off every five minutes while she is yapping away. I turn this program on whenever I have a conversation with the opposite sex.

Here are some of the commands I have keyed in :

"Yes."

"Ah."

"Mhm."

"I feel sorry for you."

User feedback has been largely positive. Smile

kawasaki2 SG

Can i download you? What version and what stage of development are you at/in?
Laughing

iSpeak SG

Going past the beta stages. The automated scripts still need that little bit of tweaking.

Here are some of the evaluation comments from the feedback forms :

"Your eyes. I love how they stare into mine." - Random dumb chick #1

Guess you couldn't tell I was stoned huh sweetheart.

"You're a great listener." - Random dumb chick #2

What was it you were moaning about again?

"Thank you for sympathising with me.. I'm glad I finally someone who cares." - Random dumb chick #3

Yes. I sympathise how your melodramatic life seems to revolves around trivialities such as the gossip from your equally bitchy friends, the pain from your stilettos, the lack of time for your shopping, the 0.001kg you recently gained, the slight headache which you describe till it sounds like a terminal case etc

Download FakingIt ver 1.1 today!

With FakingIt, you too can communicate with members of the opposite sex. And get to bed them. Because admit it, that's all you really want.

-[0]- SG

For emergency use only (when really got no topic to tok):

AI SIO GAN MAI? Mr. Green

Blahhh SG

Jeeeezzz... as far as I am concerned, girls are human beings too. Why should I treat them any different? Some of them even like it that way. But if you want a tip..

Use your ears. God give you them for a reason you know. Learn to pick up certain words and continue onto it. Example:

You: You from which school ar?

Girl: Nanyang Poly...

Keyword: Nanyang Poly.
Things related to Nanyang Poly
- Close to Singapore Safety Driving Centre (ask if she's taking her licence)
- Nursing/business related courses (ask about the courses)
- Situated in the North (ask if she lives anywhere nearby)

You: NYP ah? In Yio Chu Kang leh.. quite close to dat driving centre. Ppl say quite good.

Girl: Yah, I now taking my motorcycle licence there mah

Keyword: Motorcycle lessons
- Ask how the lessons like
- If you awknowledgable about bikes, talk about them
- Comment about female riders

You: Wah.. fierce leh. Nowadays alot of gerls wan to ride bikes 1. U want to ride what bike?

Girl: Dunno leh, I just follow my fren take licence, I also take, hehehe

You: *frown* Ok.

There, you get what I mean? Dun always try to have it like an interview where you ask questions every single time. Make a comment, put an input and then ask a question to continue the conversation. With practice, you'll be quite good. You must be good at listening. I've been told that I am a good conversationist and all I did was sat there and pretended to give a crap! Try it!

kenshin_himura SG

*scribble on notebook, jots down pts*
Mr. Green

walesa SG

Seriously, with no disrespect, but I think that is a tad shallow - I don't know how you're going to sustain a friendship/relationship in the long run if the only thing that keeps it going stems from one party finding out stuff just for the sake of keeping the other enthralled... Cool

nanren4ever SG

in that case, everyone is shallow. All relationships/friendships start from simple conversations, and keep growing by finding out each other's likes and dislikes. Otherwise how 2 substain a friendship and relationship?

walesa SG

Refer to the above - what you're effectively suggesting here is pick up an interest(which you have no inclination for) exclusively for her sake. Try doing that for a lifetime and I'd like to know how you can sustain such relationships(ie.it's always a one-way traffic as far as giving-and-taking is concerned) in the long-run.

What you suggested above is totally different from what would have been the case had you both shared a common interest in something(at the end of the day, isn't that what most relationships - not just romantic ones - are founded on?)...

Snowsaint SG

A Book to reccomend...

A Complete idiot's guide to dating..

orange88 SG

body language anyone? Laughing

p7m13 SG

Actually I'm having the same problem with my female friend... we just run out of things to talk about.

"Hey, are you gonna watch the new James Bond movie?"
"Nah, don't think so it looks quite cheesy."
"Orh..."
"........"
"........"
"........"
"Err........ so... how was your weekend?"
"Alright. Just went out with friends."
"Ah I see..."
".........."
"........."

*Stabs myself from the akwardness*

Why does it end up like this all the time?

CoolMyth SG

Most important thing. Be natural. Laughing

Girls are very smart in knowing whether you are faking it or really mean it when talking to them.

Actually hor, I also got same problem. That's why I dun talk to girls. Embarassed

Chelzea SG

Originally posted by Blahhh:
Jeeeezzz... as far as I am concerned, girls are human beings too. Why should I treat them any different? Some of them even like it that way. But if you want a tip..

Use your ears. God give you them for a reason you know. Learn to pick up certain words and continue onto it. Example:

You: You from which [b]school ar?

Girl: Nanyang Poly...

Keyword: Nanyang Poly.
Things related to Nanyang Poly
- Close to Singapore Safety Driving Centre (ask if she's taking her licence)
- Nursing/business related courses (ask about the courses)
- Situated in the North (ask if she lives anywhere nearby)

You: NYP ah? In Yio Chu Kang leh.. quite close to dat driving centre. Ppl say quite good.

Girl: Yah, I now taking my motorcycle licence there mah

Keyword: Motorcycle lessons
- Ask how the lessons like
- If you awknowledgable about bikes, talk about them
- Comment about female riders

You: Wah.. fierce leh. Nowadays alot of gerls wan to ride bikes 1. U want to ride what bike?

Girl: Dunno leh, I just follow my fren take licence, I also take, hehehe

You: *frown* Ok.

There, you get what I mean? Dun always try to have it like an interview where you ask questions every single time. Make a comment, put an input and then ask a question to continue the conversation. With practice, you'll be quite good. You must be good at listening. I've been told that I am a good conversationist and all I did was sat there and pretended to give a crap! Try it![/b]

why no tammy Mr. Green

Marco_Simone SG

Guys would do well to READ UP more. Read on anything under the Sun be it body language,the effects of the haze,spa treatments,the latest drama serial,palmistry anything.

The more you read,the more things you have a view about.

Please don't always play computer games or talk about football only(though i am nuts about football myself)

nanren4ever SG

Originally posted by walesa:

Refer to the above - what you're effectively suggesting here is pick up an interest(which you have no inclination for) [b]exclusively for her sake. Try doing that for a lifetime and I'd like to know how you can sustain such relationships(ie.it's always a one-way traffic as far as giving-and-taking is concerned) in the long-run.

What you suggested above is totally different from what would have been the case had you both shared a common interest in something(at the end of the day, isn't that what most relationships - not just romantic ones - are founded on?)...

[/b]

hmm, i have a bad memory,but how come the post was attributed to me when i didn't say it?

dokono SG

This is what you do.

Start talking to girls you have no feelings for. Talk to everyone. Talk to old men, old women, ugly girls, pretty aunties. Be really sincere and friendly.

It's very simple.

People make things complicated because they think it's rocket science.

But it's not. It's like mathematics. You need to keep socialising. Practice, practice, practice until your experience points shoot through the roof. In time to come, you will reach enlightenment.

doko

walesa SG

Haha..why then did you respond to my post when it was clearly a response to kenn3th's post? You confused me for a moment... Laughing

Devil1976 SG

Let your finger do the talking...? Laughing

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