I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my
friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That
one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get
me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the
stairs When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped
out of the
house and walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the
family."
The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your
car.